Certified Yapper

Yapping

“The act of speaking without discretion at length”.

Yapanese: when someone yaps so much they appear to no longer be speaking English

Yapathon: when a person yaps so extensively they could have ran 26.2 miles during their tangent

Yapghanistan: to yap so much that it could be considered as an act of terrorism

Yapaholic: to be so drunk on yapping you are puking out words

At Certified Yapper, we strive to exemplify all these qualities.